if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong
SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
I HAVE QUESTIONS.
wheres the octopus? i only saw a loving father.
nobody suspects a thing omfg
[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives
Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
and then there is Austin
This truly inspires me.
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
so i just found this book my great grandfather apparently wrote in his spare time
all about that side of my family and our ancestors let’s begin
i feel like this passage really highlights the ridiculous names handed down in my family. other notable names include francis…